18++ 2 Sep 2005

The boy takes his girlfriend back home after being out together. They
reach the front door. He leans with one hand on the wall and says,
"Sweetie, how about a blowjob?"

"What?? You're crazy!"

"Don't worry, hon, no one'll see!"

"Yeah they will! We're on the front door step for crying out loud!
Someone will see!"

"Not at this time of night, babe, c'mon, no one'll show up!"

"No, no, no! I don't want someone to see!"

"Baby, you'll love it, too, c'mon, I know you will."

"No, no!"

"Cmon, love, don't be like that, c'mon."

At that moment, the door opens and the girl's younger sister shows up at
the door in her nightgown. Her hair's totally in disorder. She's
rubbing
her eyes.

She yawns and says, "Dad told me to tell you to blow him, or I've got to
blow him, or he's come down and blow him himself, but, for God's sake,
tell your boyfriend to get his hand off of the damn intercom button!"

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