18++ 13 Sep 2005

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at the airport after midnight, and while en route to his home, asked
the
driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having
an
affair, and expected to catch her in the act.

The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on
the
lights pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another
man.

The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted,
"Don't do
it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the
Corvette
I said I bought for you, and who do you think paid for our new boat?
He did!"

The husband, looked over at the cab driver, and said, "What would you
do
in a case like this?"

The cabbie smiled, and said, "I'd cover him up before he catches
cold."

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