18++ 7 Sep 2005

A man went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to
cigars.
The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so
recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.

"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and
stick
it completely up your butt. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back
with all the others, in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it
is.
The aversion is obvious, you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing
which
is the treated cigar."

"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came
back
and saw the doctor again.

"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective
even
in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!" answered the doctor.

"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my
addiction," replied the patient.

"What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor.

"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at
night
unless I have a cigar shoved up my butt."

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