18++ 31 Oct 2005

Dudley, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first
visit to New Orleans, finds the red light district and
enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be
seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the
madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain
Dudley .

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man
has asked for something so outrageous that her two
girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides
that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.
Lola has never said no, and it's not likely
anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her
over to Dudley.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks
him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen
nothing like this in all her years of operating a
brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for
a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to
everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has
to find out what this man wants that has made her
girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her
employees a lesson.

So she goes over to Dudley and says that she's the
best in the house and is available. She sits and talks
with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits
on his lap.

Dudley leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I
pay in Canadian currency?"

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Iss Diwalee Par [In Hindi]

Iss Diwalee par,
Jeevan ke har eik pal ko
Khushiyon kee baraat mile,
Eik naye utsaah se
Aapakaa rom rom khile,

Iss Diwalee par,
Dil mein khushiyon kee vandanwaar saje,
Aankhon ko laakhon sapano kaa uphaar mile,
Aur Aankhon mein palate har sapane ko,
Haqeqat kaa bhee saath mile,

Iss Diwalee par,
Man mein rah paaye
naa koi bhee avsaad ,
Jeevan mein sukh kaa
Bharppor miltaa rahe swaad,

Iss paawan parv par
Prabhoo se hain baar baar bas yahee prathanaa,
Prabhoo purn kare
Aapakee aur aapake pareevaar kee har shubh-kaamanaa

Aapakee Deewalee atee shub ho.

In short "Wish you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali"
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