18++ 29 April 2005

This man finally after 1 year of being with his girlfriend realizes how
much he loves her, so, he wants to do something for her that no one
has ever done for her. He goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man
who works there that he wants him to tattoo "I LOVE YOU" on his penis.

Well, the man looks at him and says "Can I ask you why"? The man tells
him why and the tattoo artists says well its your money and does it.

That night he picks up his girlfriend and brings her to a beautiful
restaurant and dines her so romantically and tells her that he has
something for her that she will never believe that he did.

She says "Whatever...", since he hasn't done shit for her so far.

Well after dinner they go back to his place and he dims the lights,
puts on some nice slow music and walks back to the couch and sits
beside her and tells her "I want to show you what I did for you."

So he pulls down his pants and shows her.

She screams out "NO NO NO NO! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO! YOU'RE
TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!"

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18++ 28 April 2005

A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one
another and started bantering back and forth about male / female
issues. They talked about who was better in certain sports, who
were the better entertainers, etc. The flirting continued for
more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got
into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.
Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

He then went on for several hours arguing his point,
even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for
their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the
man was finished making his point. Confident in the
strength of his argument, the man awaited her response.

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
"Think about this - When your ear itches and you put
your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull
it out, which feels better - your ear or your finger?

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18++ 27 April 2005

A large, powerfully built guy meets a woman at a bar. After
a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As
they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts
to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and
says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"
She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and
says (referring to his bulging thighs), "See those, baby? That's
1000 pounds of dynamite!"
By this point, she is aching for action.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance,
she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why
are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short
fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

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18++ 26 April 2005

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer
and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in
with.

Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter 'penis'.

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then
almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!

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18++ 25 Apr 2005

The madam of a whorehouse is having a great year for business, so she
decides to divide her reception area in half so she'll have another
bedroom.
She calls a carpenter in to do the work. He puts up the wall and
when
he's finished, he says, "That'll be fifteen hundred bucks, Miss."
She takes him by the hand, leads him into the new bedroom, takes off
all her clothes, and lies on the floor with her legs wide apart. She
says
with a smile, "I don't have any cash, so I thought you might like to
take
it out in trade."
He gets down on the floor next to her, puts his middle finger in her
asshole and his thumb in her pussy and says, "All right, lady, give me
my
fifteen hundred bucks or I'm gonna rip out the partition!"

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18++ 22 Apr 2005

This is an extract of an National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald about
sponsoring
a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.

Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these
young
boys on their adventure holiday?"

LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and
shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity
to
be teaching children?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range
discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you?"

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18++ 21 April 2005

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
acting like he's driving a car.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving
his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."

"Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room
and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

With surprise she asks, "Bob what are you doing!?"

Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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18++ 20 April 2005

[In Hindi]

Ekbar ek bania Ravan ke naam ka bahut jap karta hai. Akhir kaar
Ravanji prassana hote hai.

Ravan: "bol watsa kya chahiye"
Bania: "mujhe 100 var dena"
Ravan: "Parantu mai tumhe keval 3 var de sakta hoon"
Bania: "par mujhe 100 var chahiye"
Ravan: "nahi balak yeh asambhav hain"
Bania: "nahi mujhe 100 matlab 100 chahiye"
Ravan: "nahi, mai tumhe keval 3 de sakta hoon, chahiye toh lo varna
main chala..."
Bania: "thik hai par maine maange hue 3 var pakka denge na"
Ravan: "pakka, rakshas ki juban matlab paththar pe lakeer"
Bania: "pahla var, tumhare kandhe(shoulder) par rakhi hui gada hai
na use lakdi bana do"
Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.
Bania: "dusra var, woh lakdi apni gand me dalo"
Ravan: (pareshan hota hai par vada kiya hai to ! nibhana padega na
isiliye)"tathastu"
Bania: "abhi mujhe bache hue 97 var dete ho ki fir se us lakdi ki
gada bana dalu ?"*

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18++ 19 April 2005

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn....

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem and a tissue
dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- C:\Downloads\Porn
C:\Downloads\Porn\July
C:\Downloads\Porn\July\03
C:\Downloads\Porn\July\03\10PM-11PM

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on
her."

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera
burned
into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his
birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet
covering
you....he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

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A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She
rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law
standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law replied.

"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.

"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.

"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and
he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any
minute now, so perhaps you could stop by a little later?"

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the
door for her husband to come home.

Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.

Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.

"Needs ironing." he replied.

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My husband, my kids, and I were on vacation in a quaint
resort town. There was a local there who gave carriage
rides to sightseers. He had his horse parked outside
the ice cream parlor as I was exiting with my husband
and my four old daughter.

Now, I am embarrassed to say this, but this horse was
experiencing an erection, and my daughter was
fascinated.

As a bunch of tourists gathered around the horse,
feeding and petting him, my daughter yelled out,
"Daddy! This horse has a penis---like you!"

I was mortified until I noticed that the women in the
crown seemed to be staring at me with envy.

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18++ 13 April 2005

Two mothers are talking about a friend who has just given birth to
triplets.

"You know, that only happens one in 12,000 times," says one.

"Amazing," says the other. "How did she ever find time to do any
housework?"

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18++ 11 April 2005

John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plans into
operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the
Smiths have company," he called out, "Matt riding a new bike and the
Sanders are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father
asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

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18++ 8 April 2005

Dr. Parker, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
college, said during class, "Miss Smith, would you please name the organ
of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to
six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly, Dr. Parker, I
do not think that is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking a
boy. And I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat
down, very red-faced.

Unperturbed, Dr. Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
in dim light."

"Correct," said Dr. Parker. "And now, Miss Smith, I have three things to
say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty
mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."

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18++ 7 April 2005

The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told
by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.

His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for
10 years and Jack was a fine worker who had a family to support. At
night the VP tossed and turned in his sleep trying to decide which of
his employees he would lay off.

Finally he decided, the first one to come to work tomorrow would be the
one. Morning finally comes and the VP waits at the office for one of the
two employees to arrive.

At 8:55 Mary walks into the office. "I've got a difficult decision" the
VP says, "I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Oh, jack-off" Mary says, "I've got a headache."

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18++ 6 April 2005

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to
them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the
best sex in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders
off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the
drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your
mom, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the
far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces,
"Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

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18++ 4 April 2005

Why Studying is Better Than Sex

You can usually find someone to do it with.

If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you
left off.

You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who got there first.

A little coffee and you can do it all night.

If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a
"bookteaser."

You don't get embarrassed if your parents catch you.

If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate
for help!

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