18++ 20 April 2005

[In Hindi]

Ekbar ek bania Ravan ke naam ka bahut jap karta hai. Akhir kaar
Ravanji prassana hote hai.

Ravan: "bol watsa kya chahiye"
Bania: "mujhe 100 var dena"
Ravan: "Parantu mai tumhe keval 3 var de sakta hoon"
Bania: "par mujhe 100 var chahiye"
Ravan: "nahi balak yeh asambhav hain"
Bania: "nahi mujhe 100 matlab 100 chahiye"
Ravan: "nahi, mai tumhe keval 3 de sakta hoon, chahiye toh lo varna
main chala..."
Bania: "thik hai par maine maange hue 3 var pakka denge na"
Ravan: "pakka, rakshas ki juban matlab paththar pe lakeer"
Bania: "pahla var, tumhare kandhe(shoulder) par rakhi hui gada hai
na use lakdi bana do"
Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.
Bania: "dusra var, woh lakdi apni gand me dalo"
Ravan: (pareshan hota hai par vada kiya hai to ! nibhana padega na
isiliye)"tathastu"
Bania: "abhi mujhe bache hue 97 var dete ho ki fir se us lakdi ki
gada bana dalu ?"*

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