18++ 8 April 2005

Dr. Parker, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
college, said during class, "Miss Smith, would you please name the organ
of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to
six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly, Dr. Parker, I
do not think that is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking a
boy. And I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat
down, very red-faced.

Unperturbed, Dr. Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
in dim light."

"Correct," said Dr. Parker. "And now, Miss Smith, I have three things to
say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty
mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."

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