18++ 30 Mar 2005

A father was explaining the facts of life to his son. After covering the
basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of love-making:

F: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different
things during the act, even if you are doing the same thing.

S: What do you mean, Dad?

F: Well, for example, their words will vary according to their
occupation.
For example, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the
other
hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?"

S: What do other women say?

F: Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and
over
again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one
bit."
S: I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and bend over."

F: That's male nurses. Moving on, a bank teller will say, "Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal." A stewardess will say, "Place this over
your
mouth and nose and breathe normally."

S: And what does mother say?

F: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling
beige."

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