18++ 29 April 2005

This man finally after 1 year of being with his girlfriend realizes how
much he loves her, so, he wants to do something for her that no one
has ever done for her. He goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man
who works there that he wants him to tattoo "I LOVE YOU" on his penis.

Well, the man looks at him and says "Can I ask you why"? The man tells
him why and the tattoo artists says well its your money and does it.

That night he picks up his girlfriend and brings her to a beautiful
restaurant and dines her so romantically and tells her that he has
something for her that she will never believe that he did.

She says "Whatever...", since he hasn't done shit for her so far.

Well after dinner they go back to his place and he dims the lights,
puts on some nice slow music and walks back to the couch and sits
beside her and tells her "I want to show you what I did for you."

So he pulls down his pants and shows her.

She screams out "NO NO NO NO! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO! YOU'RE
TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!"

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