18++ 31 Jan 2005

My long passed-away grandfather's birthday is coming up and for me, it
is a time to reminisce about the long walks and the long drives we used to
take. He would make special trips to pick me up so that I could spend
the weekends with  him.

Oh, and the advice he used to give! Too bad much of it was wasted because
I was relatively young when he died. If he were alive today and passing
down his gems of wisdom you could bet I'd be a better man. Some of the
pearls he'd given me I've never forgotten. I would accompany him on his
daily walk and he would point out various things worth noticing.

"That tree there is a Japanese elm. They grow fast." or "During the great
  depression I fed every wayfarer that crossed our doorstep." Those things
  were well and good, but the thing I remember most, the jewel in the
  crown of grandfatherly advice came as we were weeding his garden. We
  were working around the hot peppers when he paused, looked me in the eye
  and said, "Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look
  smaller."
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18++ 28 Jan 2005

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."

              Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."

              Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."

              Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good."

              Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd  better have a good hand."

              Unknown

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

       Rodney Dangerfield

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."

              Dick Brandon

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but
that is not the reason we are doing it"

              Richard Feynman

"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is
about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after
you've done it."

Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."

              Woody Allen

"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous:
economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's
really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."

              Felix G. Rohatyn

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

              Matt Barry

"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled."

              Harlan Ellison

"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."

              Unknown

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it
for the rest of your life."

              Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

              Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

         George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for  reincarnation. The other eight
are unimportant."

           Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women.  Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

              P. J. O Rourke

"I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax
Code, you'd find at least one sex scene."

              Dave Barry
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18++ 27 Jan 2005

A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said
the patient. "One of my testicles has turned blue."

The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient
would die if they didn't have his testicle removed.

"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do
such a thing to me?"

"Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the
patient had to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks
after the operation, he came back.

"Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other testicle has
turned blue too."

Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other
testicle must be cut off too. And again, the man was very
reluctant.

"Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to
agree to the operation.

But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the
doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now
completely blue."

After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him
the bad news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of
course he did not want to hear about it.

"You really want to die?", asked the doctor.

"But... how do I pee?"

"We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."

So, the penis is removed and a while after the operation, the
unfortunate man again returns the doctor's office. He is very
angry.

"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue."

"What?"

"Can you tell me what a hell is happening?"

So, the doctor examined the patient, VERY carefully this time,
and says, "Hmmmm, I think it might be the jeans......"

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18++ 25 Jan 2005

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife in unfaithful to
me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In
fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What
do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's bar?"
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18++ 20 Jan 2005

An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the
receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will
prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment
for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.
The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all my
life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it
be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?"

The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he went
to the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate and
the will.

The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what
you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under
your will?"

She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here,
I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank."

"Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000 to be
distributed?"

The spinster said, "Well, as I've told you, I've lived a very
reclusive life, people have hardly ever noticed me. I'd like them
to notice when I pass on, and so I'd like to provide $35,000 for
my funeral."

The lawyer remarked, "Well, for $35,000 you will be able to have a
funeral that will certainly be noticed and will leave a lasting
impression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you!
But tell me," he continued, "what would you like to do with the
remaining $5,000?"

The spinster replied, "As you know, I've never married, I've lived
alone almost my entire life, and in fact I've never slept with a
man. I'd like you to use the $5,000 to arrange for a man to sleep
with me."

"This is a very unusual request," the lawyer said, adding, "but
I'll see what I can do to arrange it and get back to you."

That evening, the lawyer was at home telling his wife about the
eccentric spinster and her weird request. After thinking about
how much she could do around the house with $5,000, and with a
bit of coaxing, she got her husband to agree to provide the
service himself.

"I'll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in the car until
you're finished." she said.

The next morning, she drove him to the spinster's house and waited
while he went into the house. She waited for over an hour, but
her husband didn't come out. So she blew the car horn.

Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened, the lawyer stuck his
head out and yelled, "Pick me up tomorrow, she's going to let the
County bury her!"
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18++ 19 Jan 2005

A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind
of man she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with three
dragons on his chest," said the eldest daughter.

He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry. "I would
like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second
daughter.

He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry. "I
would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground," said the
youngest daughter.
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18++ 18 Jan 2005

Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know
intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find
only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained
to the butcher.

"Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them
ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the
public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please
meet me at the back of the store."
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18++ 17 Jan 2005

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like
bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to
follow?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off
my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade
soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off
my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She offer to go to
the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple
pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would
only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off
my appetite."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
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18++ 14 Jan 2005

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit.

The teenager tells her, "Loosen up, Grams. These are modern times. You gotta
let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting
there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her Grandmother that she has
friends coming over and that it just is not appropriate.

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your
rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets!"
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18++ 11 Jan 2005

Jon came home in great excitement and said to his wife,
"Judi, my love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've
discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking."

"Really," she said, interested at once. "What is it?"

"Back to back," Jon replies.

"But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back."

"Yes, we can," he says. "I've persuaded another couple
to help out!"
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18++ 12 Jan 2005

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the
lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said
to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have
sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man
continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there,
but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give
you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging
down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Hell no!" replies the old lady. "I want it four times in the rocking
chair."
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18++ 10 Jan 2004

*Which Hole?*

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was
on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if
she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole,
and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked
her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady
again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole
behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady
sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy
you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a
conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was
in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper
salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

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18++ 7 Jan 2005

You Know You're Kinky When ...

... you have more toys than your kids.

... you take up macramé, just to learn some new knots.

... you have a list by the phone for the baby-sitter:
Hospital, Family, and three 24 hour locksmiths.

... you try to get arrested, just for the handcuffs, body
cavity search, humiliation scene and time in the cage.

... leather companies start giving you the wholesale-to-
distributor discount.

... you can't pass a candle factory without drooling
or wetting your seat.

... your children ask if they can borrow your "costumes"
for Halloween.

... your body piercings set off the metal detectors at
the court house.
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18++ 6 Jan 2004

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and
demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused
state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made
love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy
new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken
state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin
caused by corporate down sizing and its effects on a 50 year old executive.

Nonplused she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local hospital.

Pointing to the fine structure she informed him that he owned the land it
was built on and that they paid him $6000 per month rent. She handed him a
bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1
million dollars.

Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while
handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing
him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.

She asked him why the seemingly disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of
my business!"
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18++ 5 Jan 2005

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride
of Frankenstein came to a standstill in their love life.

Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his
dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he
fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride
decided to see a therapist.

"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.

"Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the therapist.

The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with a frown
on her face.

"He's still not in the mood," she complained.

"This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more
seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the
bedroom."

But the Bride returned to the therapist the following day
complaining that her monster of a husband was still not in
the mood. As a final piece of advice, the therapist said,
"You should try to recreate the moment that first sparked
your romance."

The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face.

"Thank you so much," she said to the therapist. "Last night,
I forced Frankenstein to come outside in the middle of the
lightening storm. And right there, in our backyard, he made
love to me like it was our very first time."

"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?"
asked the therapist.

"Well," giggled the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to
his penis."
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18++ 4 Jan 2004

A man goes to church one Sunday and hears a sermon about the
Ten Commandments. He has an epiphany and goes to confession.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he begins.

"Go ahead, son," the priest says.

"Well, I lost my hat and I came to church to steal one. But
then I heard your sermon and I changed my mind."

"That's great." the priest replies. "'Thou shalt not steal'
is a powerful commandment."

"True," the man says. "But it was when you said, 'Thou shalt
not commit adultery' that I remembered where my hat was."
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18++ 3 Jan 2005

Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering
the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple
question."

"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still
virgin even after I got married." "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel,
give this girl ...the golden key."

"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but
was not after I got married." "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give
this girl ... the silver key."

"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all," she said. "I practically made luv with every guy I
met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime." "Very good,"
said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl ... my room key."

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