18++ 6 Jan 2004
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and
demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused
state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made
love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy
new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken
state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin
caused by corporate down sizing and its effects on a 50 year old executive.
Nonplused she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local hospital.
Pointing to the fine structure she informed him that he owned the land it
was built on and that they paid him $6000 per month rent. She handed him a
bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1
million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while
handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing
him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the seemingly disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of
my business!"
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demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused
state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made
love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy
new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken
state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin
caused by corporate down sizing and its effects on a 50 year old executive.
Nonplused she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local hospital.
Pointing to the fine structure she informed him that he owned the land it
was built on and that they paid him $6000 per month rent. She handed him a
bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1
million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while
handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing
him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for
30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the seemingly disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of
my business!"
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health zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are
ludicrous and trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive.
Wishing you a laugh riot.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words
of wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your
chance to question the priorities of existence and also to get their
answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
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with regards,
Chirag
:c )with regards,
Chirag
:c )with regards,
Chirag
:c )
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