18++ 22 Dec 2004
Pumpkin Lover
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of
Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged
with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at
the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided
to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview from the County courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington Municipal
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda
Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said
officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this
pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.
He just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me
straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"
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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of
Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged
with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at
the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided
to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview from the County courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wilmington Municipal
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda
Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said
officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this
pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.
He just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me
straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"
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As wise men say, a joke a day keeps the doctor away. So step into the health
zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh riot.
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WORTH READING
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that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
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