18++ 10 Dec 2004
The Devil And The Golfer
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of
strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex
life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but
also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of
mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on
this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth
of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.
Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to
give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and
says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I
am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of
strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex
life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but
also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of
mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on
this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth
of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.
Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to
give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and
says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I
am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But they
never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from the world
of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great leaders.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
----------------
As wise men say, a joke a day keeps the doctor away. So step into the health
zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh riot.
Join the Joke of the Day mailing list @
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Or simply go Blogging @
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom
that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
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