18++ 27 Dec 2004

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands
spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes
that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a
vacuum that she can't move. She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with
all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and
gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move.
She is truly stuck to the floor. Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just
get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?" "Great
idea," says the husband, "But let me rub her boobs a little to arouse her."
"Why?" asks a confused neighbor. "She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her
over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."

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