18++ 5 Jan 2005
After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride
of Frankenstein came to a standstill in their love life.
Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his
dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he
fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride
decided to see a therapist.
"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.
"Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the therapist.
The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with a frown
on her face.
"He's still not in the mood," she complained.
"This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more
seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the
bedroom."
But the Bride returned to the therapist the following day
complaining that her monster of a husband was still not in
the mood. As a final piece of advice, the therapist said,
"You should try to recreate the moment that first sparked
your romance."
The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face.
"Thank you so much," she said to the therapist. "Last night,
I forced Frankenstein to come outside in the middle of the
lightening storm. And right there, in our backyard, he made
love to me like it was our very first time."
"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?"
asked the therapist.
"Well," giggled the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to
his penis."
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of Frankenstein came to a standstill in their love life.
Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his
dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he
fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride
decided to see a therapist.
"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.
"Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the therapist.
The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with a frown
on her face.
"He's still not in the mood," she complained.
"This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more
seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the
bedroom."
But the Bride returned to the therapist the following day
complaining that her monster of a husband was still not in
the mood. As a final piece of advice, the therapist said,
"You should try to recreate the moment that first sparked
your romance."
The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face.
"Thank you so much," she said to the therapist. "Last night,
I forced Frankenstein to come outside in the middle of the
lightening storm. And right there, in our backyard, he made
love to me like it was our very first time."
"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?"
asked the therapist.
"Well," giggled the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to
his penis."
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zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh riot.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom
that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
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with regards,
Chirag
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with regards,
Chirag
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