18++ 30 Dec 2004

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt
he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he
gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various
tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I
can help you."

"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy
some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes,
and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a
bullseye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you
must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using
only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut, using only your lips."

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they
should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and
said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help
them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of
tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you,
so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good
as it will ever be. I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the
office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box
of cheerios..."

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