18++ 27 Jan 2005

A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said
the patient. "One of my testicles has turned blue."

The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient
would die if they didn't have his testicle removed.

"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do
such a thing to me?"

"Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the
patient had to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks
after the operation, he came back.

"Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other testicle has
turned blue too."

Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other
testicle must be cut off too. And again, the man was very
reluctant.

"Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to
agree to the operation.

But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the
doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now
completely blue."

After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him
the bad news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of
course he did not want to hear about it.

"You really want to die?", asked the doctor.

"But... how do I pee?"

"We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."

So, the penis is removed and a while after the operation, the
unfortunate man again returns the doctor's office. He is very
angry.

"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue."

"What?"

"Can you tell me what a hell is happening?"

So, the doctor examined the patient, VERY carefully this time,
and says, "Hmmmm, I think it might be the jeans......"

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