18++ 27 Jan 2009

Good Reason

The angry wife met her husband at the door.
There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I
assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come
waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he
replied. "Breakfast."
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18++ 22 Jan 2009

A Blessed Event?

Once upon a time, two brooms fell in love and decided
to get married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom informed the
groom broom she was expecting a little whisk-broom. The groom broom
was aghast. "How is this possible?" he asked. "We've never even swept
together!"

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18++ 12 Jan 2009

Sex?

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum,
what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern
educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all
aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad
produced an enrolment form which he had brought home from school and
said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little
square?"

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18++ 8 Jan 2009

The Rating Game

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies
that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks
her if she has any questions. She says, "Well, I'm a little worried
about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?" The doctor answers,
"Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and
besides, it's difficult to describe pain." "I know, but can't you
give me some idea?," she asks. "Okay," says the doctor. "Grab your
upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" she says. "A little
more..." he replies. "Like this?" she says. "No. A little more..."
he replies. "Like this?" she says. "Yes," says the good doctor.
"Does that hurt?" "A little bit," she answers. "Okay," adds the
doctor. "Now stretch it over your head!"
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18++ 7 Jan 2009

Her New Digs

 

A man walks into his bedroom and
sees his wife packing a suitcase. "What are you doing?" he asks. She
answers, "I'm moving to Nevada. I heard prostitutes
 there get paid $400 for
doing what I do for you for free!" Later, just before she leaves the
house, the wife walks back into the bedroom and sees her husband packing
his suitcase. "Where are you going?" she asks. He replies, "I'm
going to Nevada, too. I want to watch you try to live on $800 a year!"

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18++ 6 Jan 2009

Cave-dwelling Princesses

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking
in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the
mouth of a small cave." Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave
and then he listened very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian.
"It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they
holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer
back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then
they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave
stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered
around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big
cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The
following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper, Navajo Newsday,
read: NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN

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