18++ 6 Jan 2009

Cave-dwelling Princesses

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking
in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the
mouth of a small cave." Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave
and then he listened very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian.
"It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they
holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer
back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then
they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave
stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered
around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big
cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The
following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper, Navajo Newsday,
read: NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN

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