18++ 8 Jan 2009

The Rating Game

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies
that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks
her if she has any questions. She says, "Well, I'm a little worried
about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?" The doctor answers,
"Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and
besides, it's difficult to describe pain." "I know, but can't you
give me some idea?," she asks. "Okay," says the doctor. "Grab your
upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" she says. "A little
more..." he replies. "Like this?" she says. "No. A little more..."
he replies. "Like this?" she says. "Yes," says the good doctor.
"Does that hurt?" "A little bit," she answers. "Okay," adds the
doctor. "Now stretch it over your head!"
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