18++ 27 Nov 2006

You Get What You Pray For
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you
want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I
will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and
read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship
the Lord."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put
the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

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18++ 22 Nov 2006

Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the
young man bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good
intentions, however, the devoted husband received a suspicious look when
he handed her the flowers.

"I suppose," she said, "that now you expect me to spend the weekend on
my back with my legs spread."

"Why?" said the young man. "Don't we have a vase?"

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Erotic Video?
Susan K - a blonde - decides to do something wild she hasn't done
before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes
to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a
title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable,
and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but
static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

Upon answering the phone, Judi excaims "I just rented an adult movie
from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." To which the store
clerk responds "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those
tapes. Which title did you rent?"

"It's called Head Cleaner."

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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he
said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so
I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate
that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it.
She'll probably be thrilled!"

So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd
it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and
ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"

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18++ 13 Nov 2006

Jon, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a
drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat
with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

Suddenly, Bob (who's a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly)
walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is
surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of
the most beautiful women you ever saw.

Disheartened by all this, Jon asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that
really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women
- what's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could
want but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?'

'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the
same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there
licking his eyebrows...'

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18++ 10 Nov 2006

"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex
anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"

"Look, I can't prescribe..."

"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset?
I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going
utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills.
"Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so
far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE,
understand? Just ONE."

"I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold..."

"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"

"Um... okay."

He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting.
When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In
fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his
wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second
pill.

And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.

Then an inspiration strikes... he drops one pill into his own coffee.
His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee.

Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a
little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In
a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before,
she says, "I need a man..."

His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too.."

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18++ 8 Nov 2006

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found
it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that
it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term
relationships.

"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the
outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the
therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until
she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the
biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on.

She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back
to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but,
by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my
compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit
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18++ 7 Nov 2006

A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York to repair a
leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that the woman
was quite beautiful and during the course of the afternoon the two
became extremely friendly.

About 5:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.

"That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone. "He's on his
way home, but is going back to the office around 8. Come back then,
dear, and we can take up where we left off."

The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own
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The real estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some
moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the
way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.

Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her.

"Listen, baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who
said you could start coming in late and slacking off?"

The secretary's reply, "My lawyer!"

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A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go
out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her
suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. She dashed out and could only
find a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding, the bride and groom entered their hotel room. The
groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change
in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her suitcase and saw the
negligee her mother had thrown in there.

"Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!" She exclaimed.

Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"

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