18++ 13 Nov 2006

Jon, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a
drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat
with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.

Suddenly, Bob (who's a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly)
walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is
surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of
the most beautiful women you ever saw.

Disheartened by all this, Jon asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that
really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women
- what's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could
want but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?'

'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the
same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there
licking his eyebrows...'

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