18++ 27 Nov 2006

You Get What You Pray For
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you
want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I
will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and
read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship
the Lord."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put
the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

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