18++ 31 May 2005

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife
says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with
their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the
father goes to his son's room and says, "Son, do you remember that
session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette?" "Oh yes papa,
I remember very well," says the son. "Well son, it is time you knew
that the birds and the bees do the same thing."

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18++ 30 May 2005

The French Health Ministry disclosed in March that it had produced
five short sex-education films, so graphic as to be called
hard-core pornography, supposedly for the purpose of remedying a
major lapse in sexual knowledge in France. As one film director
described it, "I had to show that if a man has sex with two women
together, he must use a different condom with each one." Men's
ignorance in that circumstance, said a Health Ministry
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18++ 27 May 2005

Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her
husband never had sex anymore. So the doctor gave her a bottle of pills
and told her to put them in his drink and she would be 'satisfied.'

The woman, somewhat disbelievingly, put one pill in his coffee that
evening. That night they made out.

The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night they really
got it on.

The next day, she said, "What the hell," and put the entire bottle in.

A few days later, the doctor called to check on her progress. The
woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how she was doing,
the son replied, "Mom's dead; Sis is pregnant; my asshole hurts, and Dad
is out naked on the front lawn yelling 'Here kitty, kitty.'"

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18++ 26 May 2005

Stopping the Stork

"Doc," said the husband, "I got nine kids and the wife's expecting
again.
How do I stop the stork?"

The doctor replied, "Shoot it in the air!"

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18++ 25 May 2005

Obscene phone call

"Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess
what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."

"Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I
ain't interested."

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18++ 24 May 2005

Oh, Those Japanese Cars

This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome
muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.

Making sure she goes thru his line she leans over and asks if he'll
carry
her groceries out to which he responds, "Sure lady".

They no sooner get out of the store and she again leans over and
whispers, "You know, I have an Itchy Pussy", to which he responds,
"You'll have to point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look
alike!!"

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18++ 23 May 2005

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from
his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big
sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to
repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the
pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you
put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around,
whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER
complain about my cooking again!!"

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18++ 20 May 2005

This guy goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist where the
tampons are. The pharmacist directs him to aisle 4. The man comes back
in a few minutes with some toilet paper and some cotton balls.

The pharmacist asks the man, "Excuse me, it's none of my business, but
you asked where the tampons were, and now you come to me with toilet
paper and cotton balls. Why?"

The man responds: "Well, last night I sent the old lady to the store for
a carton of cigarettes, and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some
papers. Tonight, she can roll her own!"

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18++ 17 May 2005

Elderly lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She
calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully
and
all would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing
what
comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she
cuts
out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's
neck.
A while later, the local priests visits the old lady. The male parrot
takes
one look at his collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you
at
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18++ 16 May 2005

A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is
greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes
up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a blood curdling
scream!

"What was that?" she asks.

"Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter, "It's just someone
getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their
halo."

A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one even
more terrible than the one before.

"What was that?!" she asked anxiously.

"Oh ,don't worry," says Saint Peter soothingly, "It's just someone
getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their
wings."

The lady starts to back away.

"Where are you going?" asks Saint Peter.

"I think I'll go downstairs, if it's all the same to you," says the
lady.

"But you can't go there," says the saint, "You'll be raped and
sodomized!"

"It's OK," says the lady, "I've already got the holes for that."

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18++ 13 May 2005

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman
who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his
hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately,
the executive found himself unable to perform.

On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the
bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled,
her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie
magazine.

Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection.

Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a
bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"

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18++ 12 May 2005

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house
for
an early afternoon "quickie."

"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip,
so there's no risk."

As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and
suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"

"No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."

After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.
"That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she
didn't trust me!"

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18++ 11 May 2005

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster
wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, "What on earth is that all about?"
The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and
all
his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep
him
warm."
"Okay, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"
The farmer replied, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try
to
hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other."

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18++ 10 May 2005

A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss
me".
The Doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of
ethics
to kiss her.
About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss
me
just once".
Again he refuses, apologetically, but says that as a doctor he simply
cannot
kiss her.
Finally another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with the doctor ;
"Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!!"
"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably
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18++ 9 May 2005

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a
naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the
sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an
erect penis.

The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."

She replied, "What other way?"

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18++ 6 May 2005

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor
who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him
on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my
stomach."

The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh
fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that
does the trick?"

As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman.
How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in
there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana
peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."

"Huh," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at
the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with an
elderly woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she
once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger
doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that
helps."

As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly
correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope. When I
bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."

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18++ 5 May 2005

For those who don't watch Masterpiece Theater enough:
'Sister' is the English term for a nurse. jhm

Visiting Grandpa in the Hospital

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How
are
you grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care
of
you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock
they
bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and
that's
it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so
rushes off
to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing,"
he
says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily
basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we
give
him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully
well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him
from
rolling out of bed."

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18++ 4 May 2005

A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts
into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head
toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear.

Both he and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out.

"All right", she said, "lets get you to the hospital". Just as they were
leaving, their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and asked where they
were going.

The mother explained, "We're off to the hospital, your father has a beer
nut caught in his ear".

"Wait", said the boyfriend, "Let me try...". He then stuck two fingers
up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped
the beer nut.

The mother looked at the father and asked "Our daughters boyfriend is so
intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up?"

The father replied, "By the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."

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18++ 3 May 2005

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and
eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard
balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow
swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table--whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While
the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on
the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate
it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he
measures everything first.

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18++ 2 May 2005

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were
equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one question and
their answer would determine who would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man
on his right.

The first man replied "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no
forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest
thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir." He said to the second man.

"Hmm....let me see, a blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever
happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular
cliché for speed." as he turned to the third man who was contemplating his
reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's
a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light
at the barn comes on in an instant. "Turning on a light is the fastest thing I
can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the
fourth man, he posed the question.

"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest
thing known is diarrhea."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or
turn on the light, I'd soiled my pants!"

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