18++ 4 May 2005

A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts
into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head
toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear.

Both he and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out.

"All right", she said, "lets get you to the hospital". Just as they were
leaving, their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and asked where they
were going.

The mother explained, "We're off to the hospital, your father has a beer
nut caught in his ear".

"Wait", said the boyfriend, "Let me try...". He then stuck two fingers
up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped
the beer nut.

The mother looked at the father and asked "Our daughters boyfriend is so
intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up?"

The father replied, "By the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."

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