18++ 5 May 2005

For those who don't watch Masterpiece Theater enough:
'Sister' is the English term for a nurse. jhm

Visiting Grandpa in the Hospital

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How
are
you grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care
of
you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock
they
bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and
that's
it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so
rushes off
to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing,"
he
says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily
basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we
give
him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully
well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him
from
rolling out of bed."

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