Wednesday, October 22, 2008

18++ 23 Oct 2008

Sermon From His Mount
 
Preacher Brown preached at 4 different country churches every Sunday morning. The only transportation he had was a little donkey.
 
He would ride his little donkey to the 1st church, pull up to a window at the side of the church, jump in, run up to the pulpit, preach up a storm, run back down the aisle, jump out the window onto his little donkey waiting right there where he left it, and ride on to the next church.
 
When he got there, he would pull his little donkey up to the window, jump in, run up to the pulpit, preach up a storm, run back down the aisle, jump out the window onto his little donkey waiting right there where he left it, and ride on to the next church.
 
He did this every Sunday morning.
 
One Sunday morning while Preacher Brown was delivering his sermon at the 4th church, some boys sneaked outside and moved his little donkey and dug a deep hole beside the window.
 
Preacher Brown ran down the aisle, jumped out the window, fell in the hole, and broke his neck! He died the next day. Such a tragic day!
 
You know what they put on his tombstone?
 
"Poor, poor Preacher Brown, can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground!"
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Monday, October 20, 2008

18++ 21 Oct 2008

When In Rome...

A Young Aussie was enjoying his first night in Rome, drinking cappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.

"Hello," he said. "Do you understand English?"

"Only a little," she answered.

"How much?" he asked.

"Fifty dollars," she replied.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

18++ 15 Oct 2008

Double the Fun?

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door...

When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and what their ages were.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen..."

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?"

"Heck no!" answered the woman. "There was hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'!"

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

18++ 8 Oct 2008

Proper Punishment

One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage magazine. This was highly upsetting to her...

She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

She finally asked him, "Well. what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

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