18++ 23 Oct 2008

Sermon From His Mount

 

Preacher Brown preached at 4 different country churches every Sunday morning. The only transportation he had was a little donkey.

 

He would ride his little donkey to the 1st church, pull up to a window at the side of the church, jump in, run up to the pulpit, preach up a storm, run back down the aisle, jump out the window onto his little donkey waiting right there where he left it, and ride on to the next church.

 

When he got there, he would pull his little donkey up to the window, jump in, run up to the pulpit, preach up a storm, run back down the aisle, jump out the window onto his little donkey waiting right there where he left it, and ride on to the next church.

 

He did this every Sunday morning.

 

One Sunday morning while Preacher Brown was delivering his sermon at the 4th church, some boys sneaked outside and moved his little donkey and dug a deep hole beside the window.

 

Preacher Brown ran down the aisle, jumped out the window, fell in the hole, and broke his neck! He died the next day. Such a tragic day!

 

You know what they put on his tombstone?

 

"Poor, poor Preacher Brown, can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground!"

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