18++ 22 Sep 2008

Into the Woods

Sally the blonde was seen entering the woods with a small package and a large bird cage.

She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.

Liz asked, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why?"

Sally answered, "Because I just can't get a man."

"Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods," noted Liz.

"Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it," explained Sally.

"I don't understand what you're talking about," noted Liz.

"Well," explained Sally, "I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

"How's finding a couple of owls going to help you get a man?" asked Liz.

"Well," continued Sally, "I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters." 

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