18++: January 2007

18++ 31 Jan 2007

Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in
the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you
LOOK at it."

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on
his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets
out his lighter.

He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so
curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

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18++ 29 Jan 2007

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents
with her maid.

"Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.

"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.

The woman frowned icily. "He doesn't really need that. A butler never
entertains. He'll get a tie."

The maid grimaced, but said only, "What about a dress for Jenny, the
serving girl?"

The woman frowned again. "She doesn't really need a new dress. She'll
only get in trouble. We'll get her another apron."

The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing at
her employer's arrogance when they reached her husband.

"I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?" the
maid replied.

"Of course," the woman replied.

"Then what about five more inches?"