18++ 16 Jan 2007

Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers from the night
before.

"I entertained a cowboy last night," says the first.

"How did you know he was a cowboy?" asks the second.

"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the
boots on all the time we were together."

"Sounds like a cowboy, all right," the others say.

"I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell because he
wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the
suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time."

They agree he sounded like a lawyer.

"I had a dirt farmer for a client," comments the third.

"How could you possibly know he was a dirt farmer?" she is asked.

"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then
he asked if he could pay me in the fall."

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