18++ 4 Dec 2006

The Best Hunting Dog
This man wanted to buy a hunting dog. He heard of this guy who had a dog
for sale, so he went to check it out. They get the dog out to the woods
and the owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!"

The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks once. The
man asked the owner "What does that mean?"

The owner says "Well, he barked once, that means he saw one rabbit." The
guy says "OK, let's see it again."

The owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!" The dog takes off, comes back
a few minutes later, and barks twice. The guy asks "OK, what does that
mean?"

The owner says "Well, he barked twice, that means he saw two rabbits."

The guy says "OK, one more time and he's sold." The owner snaps his
fingers, the dog takes off, comes back carrying a stick and starts to
hump his owners leg.

The guy says "WHAT! does that mean?

The owner says "Well, that means he just saw more fuckin' rabbits than
you can shake a stick at!"

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