18++ 21 Dec 2006

Sunburned

A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat
questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for
his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment
building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he
sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a
sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some
lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated her
to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to
watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn
started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen
and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned
member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the
kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon
seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load those
things!"

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