18++ 7 Dec 2006

Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new
truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to
bother and enter.

"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked. He leaned closer and
whispered, "What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if the
good Lord sends you a message."

Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more and more despondent as the
drawing neared. Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration, no sign from
God.

Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kelleher's pie stand, he glanced
over and saw the woman bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties, and
suddenly her ass began to glow. Suddenly a finger of flame came from the
skies and without her even knowing it, used her ass as a table. The
fiery finger etched a seven on each cheek.

Thanking God, Paul rushed to the raffle booth and played the number 77.

A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, Paul lost.

The winning number was 707.

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