18++ 29 Oct 2009

After SexComments (by Astrological Sign) 

 

- Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
- Taurus: "I'm hungry -- pass the pizza."

- Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

- Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

- Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

- Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

- Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

- Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

- Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you."

- Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" -
- Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

- Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

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18++ 28 Oct 2009

Doctors Visit

 

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical,
his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room,
he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm
sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and
yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back,
"He needs your underwear."

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18++ 20 Oct 2009

Courting Mabel

 

Young Bill was courting Mabel, who lived on an
adjoining farm, far out west in cattle country. One evening, as they
were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills,
Bill spied his prize bull doing the naughty with one of his cows. He
sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens
were right for him to put the hard word on Mabel. Bill leaned in close
and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to be doing what that
bull is doing." "Well then, why don't you?" Mabel whispered back. "It
is YOUR cow."

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18++ 14 Oct 2009

Needing To Know Too Much

 

After two years of marriage, Tom was still
questioning his wife about her lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," Tom asked
for the thousandth time, "how many men have you been with?" "Baby, "
she protested, "If I told you, you'd throw a fit." Tom promised he
wouldn't get angry, and convinced his wife to tell him. "Okay," she
said, then started to count on her fingers, "One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
thirteen..."

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18++ 7 Oct 2009

Matchmaker Sales Pitch

 

A marriage broker goes to see Mr. Cohen, a
cofirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr Cohen, don't let it get too late.
I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and
you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the marriage broker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr Cohen, "I've two sisters at home, who look
after all my needs." "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in
the world cannot fill the role of a wife." "I said 'I've got two
sisters at home'.... but I didn't say they were mine!"

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