18++ 14 Sep 2009

Church Bulletin Bloopers

 

~ The ladies of the church have cast off
clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on
Friday. ~ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow. ~ Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice
cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. ~ For
those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
~ This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of
the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

~ Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing
"Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

 

~ Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in
his study.

~ Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will
come forward and do so.

~ At the evening service tonight, the topic will be "What is Hell?".
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

~ This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.

~ Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

~ Thursday night, potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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