18++ 16 Jun 2009

Elf Pick-Up Lines

 

~ "I'm down here." ~ "Just
because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy." ~ "I
was once a lawn ornament for 'NSync. Want to meet them?" ~ "I have
certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys." ~ "I'm a
magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?" ~ "No,
no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at
Keebler." ~ "Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild
man." ~ "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners." ~ "You'd look
great in a Raggedy Ann wig." ~ "I can get you off Santa's naughty
list."

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