18++ 23 Jul 2009

Things You Don't Want To Hear at Macy's ~ "Wanna use the fitting room
or would you rather try this on at my place?" ~ "Try our new scent --
it makes you smell just like Regis." ~ "For today only, you can pay
for your purchases with hugs and French kisses." ~ "Can I take a
picture of your feet for my website?" ~ "Check it out -- this one's
good for hiding body parts."~ "You know how we can offer
such low prices? We buy direct from Wal-Mart!" ~ "Have you seen a
chimp in boys' overalls?" ~ "Last night after work I got lucky on this
couch." ~ "I live in the dark crawl space under the escalators." ~
"If you're interested, I sell the same junk out of my van, half-price."

 

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