18++ 12 Aug 2009

 I Love Her, But...
(A collection of men's thoughts on their women.)
... my wife thinks everyone should be a vegetarian. During meals, she
asks people how they can eat dead cows, or if they know that their pork
chops used to be smarter than their dogs.
--Miles, Shreveport, La.
I Love Her, But... ... every so often boom! she's a brunette. Or I come
home to a redhead. Actually, I have no idea what her natural color is.
--Cary, Seattle
I Love Her, But... ... she'll brush her teeth but she won't go to the
dentist. She says she's not afraid of the pain, she just doesn't want to
put herself in the hands of any fellow who'd choose to be a dentist.
--Terence, Gary, Ind.
I Love Her, But... ... she's stopped shaving her legs. She says that now
people will know she's a natural blonde.
--Ned, Tucson, Ariz.
I Love Her, But... ... she takes her half of the bed out of the middle.
-Robin, Gladwyne, Pa.
I Love Her, But... ... after sex, I mean the
second after, she continues where she left off. Her eyes open and before
you can breathe, you hear, " ... and, oh, yeah, I have to defrost the
chicken, and your mother wants you to pick up her dry cleaning ..."
--Jimmy, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
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