18++ 7 Sep 2009

Many Funny Letters to Dear Abby

 

Dear Abby: Do you think about dying
much? Abby: No, that's the last thing I'd want to do. ----------
Dear Abby: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see
each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but
he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for
what he can get? Abby: I don't know. What's he getting? ----------
Dear Abby: When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've
heard a lot about you?" Abby: Depends on what you've heard! 
Dear Abby: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old
next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What
do you think he'd like? Abby: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a
tie.

Dear Abby: Are birth control pills Tax Deductible? Abby:
Only if they don't work!

Dear Abby: Our son was married
in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They
said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
Abby: The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it!
Dear Abby: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the
same time? Abby: Sure it's possible! It is both possible and
hazardous.
Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out? Abby: Simple. Go to your superior officer and say
these 2 words: I'm Gay.

Dear Abby: I have always wanted
to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of
money to do it. Any suggestions? Abby: Yes, try out for American Idol
Dear Abby: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? Abby: Night and
Day!

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