18++ 29 Apr 2009

Pretty Vacant

 

An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk
rocker gets on. The punk rocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange
and he is wearing feather earrings. When he sees the old man staring
at him, the punk rocker says, "What's the matter old gent? Didn't you
ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?" The old guy says in
reply, "Yeah, I once had a one-night stand with a parrot. I thought
maybe you were my kid..."

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18++ 24 Apr 2009

Family Planning
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different! "The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.
I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. "Then two years ago, you
told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year
you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me!"

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18++ 3 Apr 2009

He Said...She Said

 

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

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He said... I don't know
why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

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He said... "This
coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."

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He said... Do you love me just because my
father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the
money.

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She said...What do you mean by coming home half
drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

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