Thursday, August 28, 2008

18++ 29 Aug 2008

The Naughty Artist

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.

She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but that won't work on me."

"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he insisted.

"Really?" she said, softening. "How many models have there been?"

"Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase..."

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

18++ 22 Aug 2008

The Naughty Artist

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.

She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but that won't work on me."

"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he insisted.

"Really?" she said, softening. "How many models have there been?"

"Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase..."

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

18++ 20 Aug 2008

TJ's Problem

"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people!" said Thaddeus Jones.

"Tell me about your problem," replied the good doctor.

"I just did, you jackass!" responded the irked Thaddeus.

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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

18++ 6 Aug 2008

Peter and Bunny
 
Bunny and Peter, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chat room for a more intimate correspondence.  After months of virtual kinkiness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe.
 
Bunny arrived a little late. One customer, a short, frail man with an eye patch, sat at the back of the cafe.
 
"Are you Peter?" asked Bunny.
 
"Yes I am," said Peter.
 
"Unbelievable!" Bunny exclaimed.  "You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome."
 
"How do you think I feel?" Peter asked, his face turning red. "You told me that you were skinny, blonde, and...
female!"
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