18++: July 2007

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

18++ 1 Aug 2007

Happy Sinner
Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans,
admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me --
seven times."

The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and
squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."

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Monday, July 09, 2007

18++ 9 July 2007

Teaching Wife to Golf
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"Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?"

"You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you
were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck.
Just tell us everything you remember."

"Well, I was teaching my wife golf and of course, I won every hole. But
on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we
both putted right to the pin. When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt
had overshot, but the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know
whose it was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spaulding
in there, and I said, 'Looks like your hole, dear.'"

"That was the last thing I remember."