18++ 31 Aug 2006

So there are three golfers, (Bob, Max, and Ted) who are looking for a
fourth. Bob mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so
they decide to invite him for the following Saturday.

"Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes
late, so wait for me."

So Saturday rolls around. Bob, Max, and Ted arrive promptly at 9:00, and
find George already waiting for them. He plays right handed, and beats
them all. Quite pleased with their new fourth, they ask him if he'd like
to play again the following Saturday.

"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes late,
so wait for me."

The following Saturday, again, all four golfers show up on time, but
this time George plays left-handed, and beats them all. As they're
getting ready to leave, George says:

"See you next Saturday. But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for
me."

Every week, George is right on time, and plays great with whichever hand
he decides to use. And every week, he departs with the same message.

After a couple months, Ted is pretty tired of this routine, so he says,
"Wait a minute, George. Every week you say you may be about ten minutes
late, but you're right on time. And you beat us either left-handed or
right-handed. What's the story?"

"Well," George says, "I'm kind of superstitious. When I get up in the
morning, I look at my wife. If she's sleeping on her left side, I play
left-handed. And if she's sleeping on her right side, I play
right-handed."

"So what do you do if she's sleeping on her back?" Bob asks.

"Then I'm about ten minutes late," George answers.

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18++ 30 Aug 2006

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Texas when her car broke down.

An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby
town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would
let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, the Indian let her off at the local service
station, yelled one final 'yahoo' and rode off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service
station attendant.

'Nothing,' shrugged the woman, 'I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians ride bareback...'

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18++ 25 Aug 2006

Doctor Checkups
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's
so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we
make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you
get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to
Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale
sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have
a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend
at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

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18++ 11 Aug 2006

That's Not Going to Help

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come
every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look
in your room you're on top of each other?"

His mother, very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is,
I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".

The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...

"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after
you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

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18++ 10 Aug 2006

A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the
first time in their lives. The doctor examines the boys and tells the
woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements.

She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally,
she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and
mixes them into their food.

Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he
is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put
them in his food.

Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's.
Again, she says that it is OK!

That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't
believe what happened".

She says "I know, you're passing BB's".

"No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the
dog".

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18++ 4 Aug 2006

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming
from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a
vibrator.

'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound
coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

'What are you doing?' he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this
time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband
watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

She asked, 'What are you doing?'

He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'

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18++ 3 Aug 2006

All The Guys on This Side

A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs
back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bar are
cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?"

Everyone is understandably silent.

He then, chugs back another beer and says, "All the guys on the other
side of the bar are motherfuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?"

Everyone is silent, again.

Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk toward the man.

"You got a problem, buddy?"

No, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar!"

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18++ 2 Aug 2006

Do You Know the Difference?

Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar
Salad and a blowjob?"

"No", says the secretary.

"Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

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18++ 25 July 2006

Sleeping With Your Best Friend

Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end
to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you
say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she
asked provocatively.

"Well," he mused, "I'd have to say that you're a lesbian!"

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