18++ 17 July 2006

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you must help me.
Every night I dream that I'm driving a truck from Pittsburgh to
New York. I'm so tired I can hardly get up in the morning."

The doctor says, "Tell you what. Next time you have this dream,
just call me and I'll come over and drive the truck for you."

The man tries it, and is cured.

Another patient tells the doctor, "I have this same dream every
night. I'm making love to four beautiful women, and by morning
I'm totally exhausted. Can you help me?"

The doctor says, "Tell you what, next time you have this dream,
just call me and I'll come and take a couple of them off your
hands."

Two weeks later the man goes back to the psychiatrist and says,
"Doc, you gotta help me. Now these women are bringing their
friends, and they're all getting so demanding. I'm so tired I can
barely get through the day. Can't you do something?"

"You should have called me." the doctor replied. "I told you I'd
take a couple of them off your hands."

"But Doc," he said, "I've been calling you every night, and your
service keeps telling me you're out driving a truck from
Pittsburgh to New York."

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18++ 6 July 2006

Two Dogs, Please

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to
the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat
dogs."

"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might
as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor
and they both walked towards it.

"Two dogs, please," said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs
in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap
their 'dogs.'

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a
moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What
part did you get?"

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