18++

1. Press asks PM...
Apne sapne me bhi socha tha ki ap kabhi pm banege?

Manmohan : Ye to sab Sonia ke hath ka kamal hai varna hamara to khada

hona mushkil tha...!


2. Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi tumhe?

Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai.

Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai!


3.A man phoned & asked: "Hello, is it 221714?

Lady-Hindi me bolo,

Man:Do-Do-Ek-SaT Choda?

Lady-Nahi Sir,RELIANCE HAI. Teen-Teen-Eksath chodha 331714


4. Lady n shopkeeper negotiating for d price of Bra n Panty

Shopkeeper- bhabi ji Bra mein aapka raha.. lekin Panty mein to

aapko mera rakna padega...


5. Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar) and Mumbai a female city


(mahanagri) ? ? ?

Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar while Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA!




6. Kay aap SEX karte hai.....

Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai....

Kya aap AIDS se darte hai....

to aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai...

HATH chale to AIDS tale...



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Chirag
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