Wednesday, September 08, 2004

18++

Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.
Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of
my entire life."

"Why? What happened?" asks Birnbaum.

Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for
seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of
dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my
rat brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And to
top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son
having sex with my best model on my desk!"

"You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even worse!
I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and
seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card.
Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my rat cousin accountant
has been ripping me off for millions. To top it all off, when I came in to
my office on Monday, I found my son having sex with my best model on my
desk!"

"How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein. "It
was identical!"

"Shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's wear!"

Enjoy
Chirag
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