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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within
a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to
handle.

Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla
available.

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed
Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Mike,
it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he
wasn't very bright. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have
a solution.

Mike was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to
have sex with the gorilla for five hundred bucks? Mike showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't
want to have to kiss her.

Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result
from this union."

The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
they asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Mike, "you've gotta give me another week to come up
with the five hundred bucks."

Enjoy
Chirag
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