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A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,
and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice
hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then
get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for
350. The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is
so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the
man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the
Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a
huge conference center that were
available for the husband and wife to use. But we didn't use them", the
Sardarji complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on
to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas
perform here," the Manager says. But we didn't go to any of those shows,"
Sardarji complains again. "Well, we have them, and you could have", the
Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Sardarji
replies "But we didn't use it".

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up
and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check. "But sir," he
says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the
Sardarji, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have."



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