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Bread.

Banana Bread Recipe
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Ingredients:

.. 2 x Laughing Eyes
.. 2 x Loving Arms
.. 2 x Well Shaped Legs
.. 2 x Firm Milk Containers
.. 1 x Fur Lined Mixing Bowl
.. 1 x Large Banana

Directions:

.. Look into the 2 x laughing eyes.
.. Spread the 2 x well shaped legs.
.. Squeeze and massage 2 x firm milk containers very gently, until
1 x fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with
your middle finger only, if you want the result faster.
.. Add firm 1 x large banana into the 1 x fur lined bowl, after the
bowl is well greased. Work gently in and out until the 1 x large
banana is well creamed.
.. As heat starts to rise, plunge the firm 1 x large banana deeper
into
the 1 x fur lined mixing bowl, this time working the and out
process
faster.
.. Once the firm 1 x large banana is ready, it will squirt out banana
juice. Use this juice to cover the nuts, for extra taste.
.. Sigh with relief, leave to soak for 10 minutes.
.. Bread is well done when banana is soft.

Note: Be sure to wash the 1 x fur lined mixing bowl and other mixing
utensil.
DO NOT LICK BOWL.

P.S: If bread starts to rise again, pack your bags and leave town.

Enjoy
Chirag
:c )

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